I was a riddle child...
Q: What is the difference between something easy to do and a dessert offering to restore goodwill?
A: One is a piece of cake and the other is a cake of peace.
Q: If Jennifer Garner had married Rodney Dangerfield, what would she be called?
A: I don't know but she would garner no respect for having done so!
Q: What does a running stag have in common with money made from scalping a concert ticket?
A: Both are quick bucks.
Q: Why did the whiskey makers throw out the bottoms to their aging cask?
A: They were scrapping the bottom of the barrel.
Q: Why does the Army band put rubber pads underneath their music stands?
A: They believe in grounding your stand.
Q: Why did the irate fan flip off Oliver and Sharon Stone at the film festival?
A: He wanted to kill two Stones with one bird.
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