Now with Gluten-free riddles!
Q: What's the difference between a bad sea captain and a change agent?
A: One is likely to rock the boat and the other to steer a boat into the rocks.
Q: What is bigger than the horizon and more dangerous than a pit of venomous snakes?
A: A politician's ego when in power.
Q: What does a big bank slogan have in common with a mugger?
A: They both want to know "what's in your wallet"?
Q: What's the difference between seeing a nocturnal mammal and pretending you are not scared of it?
A: One is eyeing a bat and the other is not batting an eye.
Q: Why did the Rabbi like to have several happy beagles around him at breakfast time?
A: Who doesn't like "licks and beagles" for breakfast?
Q: How do you know you are at Graceland?
A: When you see the sign that reads: Elvis < -- The Building -- >? (Got it?--Thank you very much!)
Q: What might you call a small chain of Middle Eastern karaoke bars?
A: Hummus: A Few Bars
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