Joke Pile #327

I'm feeling it for wisecracks today. 

I got a notice on my door from the city that said we need to have an 8-foot clearance for the width of our sidewalk. Not that I'm against ordinances, but who do you know who is 8-feet tall?

Speaking of rules, why do people assume that slowing down at a stop sign is equal to stopping in residential areas?

What is "conventional wisdom"? Good ideas you pick up at a conference?

I wonder if kids are buying it when their folks call grounding them a stay-cation? 

At the rate that gas prices are going up, I'm hoping the Russian army will not be able to afford to fill up their tanks and call off their war.


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