At the bar, sports nuts Ernie his favorite basketball team goes down to a crushing series final defeat. Meanwhile, Ernie's pal Bernie, another sports fanatic was enthusiastically celebrating the other team who he was rooting for as they took the championship.
Bernie: Did you see that? Whoo, my boys! C-H-A-M-P-I-O-N-S--Whoo!
Ernie: You just wait 'til next year!
Bernie: Why-- so we can whip up on your team again?
Ernie: You have to admit, if our star players were all healthy, we'd have won.
Bernie: I hate to break it to you, but we weren't playing at full strength either. We were down to the end of our bench tonight.
Ernie: Well, if the refs hadn't blown all those calls...
Bernie: Pal, your team got way more fouls called for them than we did.
Ernie: Yeah, but when it really counted, the refs were 99% on your side.
Bernie: Probably because your team was down by 20 and they were fouling the crap out of my team more?
Ernie: Maybe. Do you know what I really hate?
Bernie: No, you tell me.
Ernie: When you use facts against me. Nothing I hate more than a good winner.
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