Riddle Edition
Q: What is the preferred waterway for a duck to travel?
A: Viaducts.
Q: What do you get if you combine a rooster, wine, and a Greek philosopher?
A: Aristotle, a bird with a wattle, and a bottle.
Q: Speaking of wattles, can you name a song that Irving Berlin wrote with a wattle in it?
A: Sure, "Wattle I Do"
Q: What do you call it when you take photographs of attractive people and then develop them?
A: Photogenic photosynthesis.
Q: What is the difference between Tony Bennett and the Meissner technique?
A: One is a class act, and the other is an acting class.
Q: What is the difference between a wishing well and a craniotomy?
A: Well, it's not brain surgery.
Q: What do you call a fortune-teller who is never right?
A: An abnormal psychic.
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