If it's Thursday it must be riddles...
Q: What's the difference between a sequitur and a non sequitur?
A: Peach cobbler
Q: How many college students taking a final exam does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: a) How big is the lightbulb? b) How many graduates are we talking about? c) Was mutual consent granted? d) All of the above
Q: What are ethics?
A: The opposite of cause.
Q: What do you get when you cross a can of Budweiser with Smokey the Bear?
A: Smokey "The King of Bears"!
Q: If a train leaves Boston at 4 pm traveling west at a rate of 50 miles per hour and a train leaves Denver at 5 pm going east at a rate of 60 miles per hour, at what point will they pass each other?
A: I don't know, but I hope they are on different tracks.
Q: What's the difference between an upright-belled brass instrument and a potato?
A: One is a tuba and the other is a tuber.
Q: What do you get when you cross a street with a leash on a bee?
A: A lot of very strange looks from people going the other way.
Q: What is the difference between Latin and scientific naming conventions?
A: One is Roman "clature" and the other in nomenclature.
Q: Which should you be more afraid of, a polar bear in your sock drawer or a cobra on your lawn?
A: Wait, how exactly did a polar bear end up in your sock drawer?
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