Joke Pile #308

 Things I Think I Thought

Which is wetter, moisture or humidity?

What if getting the short end of the stick had a million dollars attached to it, then would you feel better about getting it?

They keep raising the debt ceiling. Why not just put a skylight in it?

The tagline for a salon: "Just Hairdo It."

If you reflect on things for 25% of your time, are you a quarter ponderer? 

What do you call it if you repeat something someone else has already said, but then take it back--quote-unquote?

I want to see a Marvel superhero movie that has all the superheroes in it fighting to save humanity and use this to hype it: "This Time It's For All The Marvels!"

Isn't life nothing more than a limited-time offer?



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