Riddle Edition
Why is a hairband like a squirrel hit by a car? They are both squirunchies.
How are well-placed putts like quicksand? They both lead to sinkholes.
(By the way, Happy Sinkhole De Mayo)
Where is the best place to tell someone you are breaking up with them? In a tunnel via cell phone.
How do you pass muster? Consume a lot of "muster" and then wait an hour--it'll pass.
How is washing your hands with soap and water like booking early for a conference? They are both examples of convention-al wisdom.
Who should you trust more: your banker or your fencing instructor with a speech impediment? Your banker may be a trustee, but your exercise instructor will keep you "trusting" your foil.
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