Joke Pile #303

 Things I Think I Thought

If I put on jeans and a western shirt, aren't I technically Ranch dressing?

It is May and it is still raining. Did April misread the memo about bringing May "flowers"?

I find caricature artists to be very sketchy.

What do you call all the things you do not do on a whim?

Have you ever tried to sublimate a subliminal message?

Are the Ten Commandments considered to be "God lawful"?





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