Monday Morning Mockery - Double, double entendre edition
It was May Day and newly divorced, neighborhood-fixture Brenda Castle dropped off her May Day baskets to her neighbors. For the Smiths, she dropped off a basket of tulips because the Smiths were such a kissy couple. For the Jones, she dropped a basket of roses because they were newlyweds and their love was just blossoming.
However, For neighborhood single, hot guy Ben Knight, she dropped off a basket of poison ivy because she had an itch for him that only he could scratch.
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