Joke Pile #301

 Friday Funnies


Today is National Hairball Awareness Day, it is extremely possible your cat will get all choked up over it.


Today is also National Zipper Day--think about that while you're on the fly!


Today is also Poem in Your Pocket Day (or are you just happy to see me?).


Today is also National Arbor Day--the perfect day to plant or hug a tree!


Speaking of trees, an Arbor Day limerick


There once was shaggy Sycamore named Mark

And he lived in the old city park

He said, "I want to pick up my roots

"Leave, branch out, get out of this suit"

But he stayed on rather than disembark.



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