Riddle Edition
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pitbull with a German Shepard?
A: Bitten. You never want to cross a Pitbull or a German Shepard.
Q: What do you get when you cross Dwayne Johnson with a stone quarry?
A: Somewhere between the Rock and a hard place.
Q: Who makes more sense, Albert Einstein or Oprah Winfrey?
A: Albert's Theory of Relativity makes sense, but Oprah relatively makes a lot of dollars!
Q: What did the one buzzard say to the other buzzard when he saw her eating a carcass?
A: Don't let me interrupt, carrion.
Q: When is the best time for a surgeon to make a decision?
A: Before they make an incision.
Q: Where are you likely to find a circular watering hole?
A: A liberal arts college, a place you'd become well-rounded.
Q: What would you call a reality show about installing pipes at the home of the star of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" franchise and his daughter?
A: "Plumbing the Depps"
Q: What do you call 1960s R&B artists who made butter?
A: Ike and Tina Churner!
Q: How do you know when you've had enough?
A: In this case, not soon enough. (Thanks for reading)...
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