Joke #300

 Riddle Edition

Q: What do you get when you cross a Pitbull with a German Shepard? 

A: Bitten. You never want to cross a Pitbull or a German Shepard.


Q: What do you get when you cross Dwayne Johnson with a stone quarry? 

A: Somewhere between the Rock and a hard place.


Q: Who makes more sense, Albert Einstein or Oprah Winfrey?

A: Albert's Theory of Relativity makes sense, but Oprah relatively makes a lot of dollars!


Q: What did the one buzzard say to the other buzzard when he saw her eating a carcass?

A: Don't let me interrupt, carrion.


Q: When is the best time for a surgeon to make a decision? 

A: Before they make an incision.


Q: Where are you likely to find a circular watering hole? 

A: A liberal arts college, a place you'd become well-rounded.


Q: What would you call a reality show about installing pipes at the home of the star of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" franchise and his daughter?

A: "Plumbing the Depps"


Q: What do you call 1960s R&B artists who made butter?

A: Ike and Tina Churner!


Q: How do you know when you've had enough?

A: In this case, not soon enough. (Thanks for reading)...


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