Joke Pile #298

 Things I Think I Thought

A wet hound equals a soggy doggy.

Thoughts about tin foil are alumin(ium)ating.

What is the status quotient of the status quo, the status or the quo?

A lot of sailors could be thought of as the ahoy polloi.

Why aren't detectives in Chicago called Wrigley's gumshoes?

The spattered paintings of Jackson Pollock have a lot of spot-aneity.

Why is it called an "Adam's Apple" when it was Eve who ate it?

At the risk of making an "s" out of myself: Sibilant Cecily suggests simply (simpering symbolically) she is so, so, sympathetic, so she says.

I wonder if there is a heavy-duty laundry company in D.C. called "Washing Tons"?

Like the defunct financial firm of Smith Barney, crematorium owners make money the old-fashioned way--they urn them. 

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