What would you call a PBS home repair show filmed in a Scottish heath? Thistle House.
What would you call a joyous mollusk? Happy as a clam.
What are a feudal lord's favorite things to consume? Serf and turf.
What did the Roman emperor do at dinner to annoy his empress? Seize her salad.
Why is a nonworking doorbell like a body-double? Both are dead ringers.
What did the athlete exclaim when he got Icy Hot on his junk? Great balls of fire!
What's the difference between a temper tantrum and a shook-up soda bottle exploding all over you? One's a hissy fit, the other is a fizzy hit.
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