Joke #286

 Riddle Edition

What prescription drug does The Riddler take? Riddle-in.

What do you call a Chicago Cubs fan on opening day? Optimistic.

How are a pain-reliever and sunbathing similar? One is aspirin and the other may lead to ass burn.

What is the best name for an average guy? Norm.

Who is the smartest person in the world? The person who didn't get this riddle.

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