Friday Funnies
A church's "lost and found" box was overflowing. So the minister posted a note in the weekly parishioner email newsletter. "All that are lost are not found, so seek and ye shall find, Don't seek and you'll find that the office manager thought it better to give than receive."
I'm tried to come up with a synonym for "words", but I'm at a loss for words.
For Easter I gave up on trying to get dog hair off of all my clothes. Yes, I gave it up for lint.
Do you know what really excites uncles? Antibodies.
I live in Iowa where there not that many of us Jewish people. So, not only is it a Flyover State, it is a Passover state.
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