Riddle Me Wednesday
What's the difference between lightning and a hardware store? A hardware store has nuts and bolts, lightning just has bolts.
When might you never ask for directions? When you are lost in thought.
When is it a bad idea to be ahead of the curve? When you are driving your car and there is no guardrail.
How are duelers like flowers? They all have pistols/pistils.
What do you call a person who makes a lot of bread? A baker
What do you call a person who makes shoes out of corn? A cobbler
What do you call a person who makes a lot of money? A counterfeiter.
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