Riddle Me Wednesday (Yes, I know---riddles aren't jokes)
Why don't cats get married?
They don't like purr-manent arrangements.
What's the difference between a stripper and a sanitary engineer?
One empties cans, the other shakes them.
If a philosopher, a mathematician and a horse raced each other, who should you bet on?
The horse because you never put Descartes before the horse (and betting on the mathematician just doesn't add up).
When should you never ask your partner her or his opinion?
When they are a Supreme Court justice.
If a skunk and a squirrel dated, what are the chances it would work out?
What, are you nuts, there is no stinking way it would work out.
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