Riddle Me Wednesday
Why is a philosopher like an NFL wide receiver? They both like to go deep.
What did the crypt keeper say when the cerebral gray matter dripping from above kept hitting him? Brain drops keep falling on my head.
Why do dyslexic potatoes like staycations? To keep the home fries burning.
What's the difference between a camel and a high-strung desert traveling animal? One has two humps and the other is a dromedary.
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