Joke Pile #268

 


Random Things I Thought: Tuesday Edition

If yesterday was "Pi Day" (3.14), does that make today a "No Pi Zone"? 

If you drop a rubber plant, will it bounce back?

If a picture paints a thousand words, what are those words and are any of them a, thousand, or words?

If there are winning streaks, why aren't their winning pauses?

If disposable cups were formed out of slices of seasoned lamb, would they be gyrofoam?

If you have a spring in your step, should you seek immediate medical attention?

I wonder if the person who created the hokey-pokey was inspired by someone stepping in dog poop?



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