Joke #252 - #258

A multiverse of things I thought about over the weekend:

 If a troll sticks their finger in a light socket and it improves their looks, are they electro-"cute"-d?

The 80's rock band Foreigner is now the national spokes "group" for dining on spiny sea creatures. In fact in advertising to promote microwaving, the band sings:

 "Make it fast, make it urchin

Do it quick, do it urchin

Gotta rush, make it urchin..."

I heard this weekend that Morris Day is no longer legally allowed to use "Morris Day and the Time" to promote himself and his band because of a disagreement with Prince's relatives over who owns the band's name. I wonder if he will go with "Morris Day and the band formerly known as the Time"?

I wonder if the players and management of Major League Baseball are taking a 7th inning stretch during their negotiations?

March Madness is upon us. After it is over, no madder.

By the way, I wish the NCAA would just tell us what is important instead of putting everything in [brackets].

 If March comes in like a lamb and goes out a lion, does April come in like a lion and go out like flowers?


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