Joke Pile #248


Things I wonder: Wednesday A-D  Edition

A: Did you ever notice that Aardvark has three As, but Anteater only has two?  (Also, did you know they aren't actually the same animal? No joke.)

B: I wonder if bologna is called that because the meat comes from "below (the) knee" of a steer?

C: I wonder why they call it string cheese instead of cylinder cheese? Also, cheese-related, why don't they call cottage cheese "a terrible idea for housing"?

D: Why is diaper pronounced di-per and diaphragm not pronounced di-fram?

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