Jokes #242 - #247

Riddle Edition

What's the difference between animal-shaped jelly candies and a car stuck in first? One is a gummy bear and the other is a bummer gear.

Why did the geologist cry when he saw limestone, chalk, or shale? She was overly sedimental.

How did the munitions expert know that her Ted talk went over well with the audience? They spontaneously exploded into applause.

How do you know when a sanitation technician is depressed? They get a little down in the dumps.

How is the Nutmeg state like a doctor suturing a head wound? One is Connecticut, the other connects-a-cut.

Why is a nickname kind of like me before payday? A nickname is a sobriquet and I'm so broke, 'kay?