You know what? Automated corndog machines make things go from batter to wurst.
Where does fruit sleep? On an apricot.
What does churned cream have in common with a ram? They are both kinds of butters.
Frito Lay is now making snacks made out of duck feathers. Good to know when the chips are down.
Did you hear about the Winnie the Pooh character at Disney World who walloped an admirer who just wanted a selfie? It's not a good thing when the Pooh hits the fan.
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