Joke #221

A wise old owl sits up high in his tree when a sassy crow lands on a nearby branch. 

"Who," says the owl.

"Caw," says the crow.

And they sassily fly away.

Soon a happy goose lands on the branch near the owl.

"Who," says the owl.

"Honk," says the goose. 

And she happily flies away.

Then a lazy wood duck lands on the branch.

"Who," says the owl.

"Quack," says the duck 

And he lazily flies away.

Then a wayward parachutist lands with a thud on the branch.

"Who, " says the owl.

"I don't know, but I think it was the blankety-blank wind," says the tangled-up parachutist dejectedly.