Joke Pile #219

Let's get geographical

What do you call a good person from the capital of Argentina who was born under the sign of the ram? Buenos "Aries"

How is the smell inside an outhouse like the capital of South Dakota? They are both Pierre

What do you call an Australian talisman to keep Jewish males from being circumcised? Brisbane

How is Pompeii like a city in Buncombe County, North Carolina? They are both Ashevilles.

What do you get when you cross an 18th-century British queen with hair extensions? Victoria Falls

How is being offered a hit of pot like a city in Japan? Toke, yo?

What do you get when you cross a purse with a city in Montana? Helena handbag

Where do they keep Prince Albert in France? In Cannes (let him out!)

What do you call it when you forget something for a very short time? Micronesia

*Joke's on you, these were all riddles.