Omicron, the Musical! (Inspired by Oklahoma!)
There's a brand new strain!
Brand new strain is causin' us pain
Gonna give you symptoms (gonna hate 'em)
Fever, lethargy, & more (heard it from the CDC verbatim)
You'll talk to your doctor via zoom,
Sayin' get plen'y of air and leave plen'y of room,
Plen'y of room don't be a dope
Do plen'y of handwashing, use plen'y of soap!
Om-icron! It's a virus that spreads all day.
When the unvaxed masses act like asses
They'll likely end up in a hospital stay!
Om-icron! Did you hear about that senator guy?
He called it a hoax and some kind of joke
But then he got sick from it and died.
And the place he is going is hell?
You can tell by the sulfurous smell!
So when I say!
Omicron stay away!
You're spreading fast, Om-icron
Om-icron--
O-M-I-C-R-O-N--Please!
Om-icron!
Oy Vey!
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