Jokes #197 - #199

Monday Headline Fake News


A lobster was hired at Macy's as ther department store Santa, but was fired for allegedly pinching an elf with his Santa claws.

Squirrels in a small town in North Carolina are nesting at the roots of trees leading wildlife scientists to wonder if there is something subliminal going on.

2BitCoin released at a market rate of 25 cents. This is raising eyebrows in certain quarters.

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