Joke #193

 It is Thanksgiving Day and the family is sitting around the dining table. 

Dad: "Let's go around and share something that we are thankful for."

Mom: "I'm thankful for my four wonderful children: Jim, Jane, Judy, and John."

Jim: "I'm thankful for us all being together."

Jane: "I'm thankful for this wonderful meal!"

Judy: "I'm thankful that I could get a ride home from college."

John: "I'm thankful that we will watch the big game after the meal!"

Mom: "What are you thankful for, dear?"

Dad: "Wait just a second, since when do we have four kids?"


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