Joke #185-ish

A radio walks into the bar and asks the bartender to set him up with a shot of whisky. The bartender asks why and the radio says "Because I'm so hungover, my head megahertz."

A TV walks into a busy bar orders a beer and the bartender points to the TV hung up in the corner over the bar. The bartender says, "Ya see that?" The TV nods his antennae. The bartender stares straight into his screen and says, "Don't try to stiff me on your tab or else, you'll end up like that guy."