It was a rough Halloween night for Jonesy. After a hard night of partying, he saw a patch of pumpkins and promptly passed out. In the morning, light was pouring down on him and he was soaking wet all over. All of a sudden, he noticed a bunch of people staring at him in disbelief. Jonesy said, "What are you all staring at, you've never seen a person in a pumpkin patch?" That's when a police officer stepped forward and said, "Sir, you are in a grocery store, you are naked, and you set off the sprinkler system when you tried to turn one of these pumpkins into a jack o'lantern and lit it on fire."
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