Halloween Jokes...How does Dracula like his spaghetti? Al dente with a red sauce.
What is a werewolf? The past-tense of an iswolf.
Where do spectors live? ghost-to-ghost.
What card game is popular in crypts? Gin Mummy.
Why was service so slow at the haunted hotel? They were operating with a skeleton crew.
You'll never guess who Lizzie Borden is dating in the afterlife...Yep, Buddy Hackett.
What's got feathers and shows up all static-y on your TV? Poultrygeist
Who is the person in spandex who drives out demons? The Exercisist.
When do you know Halloween is over? When the fat pumpkin sings!
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