Joke #171

That funny Dr. Frankenstein brought his monster to his daughter's school for Career Day. Of course the children were curious and one of the children asked, "Why does he have all those scars on his body?" Dr. Frankenstein said, "It's because he has a great sense of humor, so I keep him in stitches." Another child asked, "Why does he have those two metal things on the side of his head?" Dr. Frankenstein said, "That's in case our car won't start, he can give it a jump!" A third child asked, "Why is the top of his head so flat?" Dr. Frankenstein said, "That's so I can tell if he's on the level." (At that point the teacher and children lit the torches and chased them both out of town).

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