Jokes #165 - #168

I went fishing and all I caught were sardines. I thought it was a little fishy.

Captain Hook and the philosopher Plato were waiting outside the box office to buy tickets for "Hamilton."  A man tried to cut in line and Captain Hook tripped him. The guy fell Hook, line, and thinker.

Something that "sprigged" to mind: How come nobody says "When the world gives you parsley, make parsleyaid?"

Dr. Watson: "Sherlock, what is as simple as 6 + 5?"
Sherlock Holmes: "It's elevenmentary, my dear Watson."