Gilly: "My dad got lighter fluid on his pants and instead of lighting the grill, he 'lit a knee'."
Mom: "Michael, are you okay?"
Michael: "I ate something at school and my stomach feel like my shoelaces."
Mom: "What do mean?"
Michael: "It feels double-knotted."
Teacher: "Warren, what does 11 + 1 equal?"
Warren: "One doughnut short of a baker's dozen."
Little Brother: "Why do birds fly?"
Big Sister: "Because they don't have time to take the school bus."
Teacher: "Phillip use 'surmise' in a sentence.
Phillip: "Sweat dripped in my eyes and surmise are burning."
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