How do infants grow up? By taking things in baby steps.
Did you know that both of Jay-Z's and Beyonce's babies wore One-Zs?
When do babies burp? Before they are too pooped to poop.
Why do babies sleep with their chins tucked into their necks? They like imitating their grandparents.
What's cuter than a baby? Two buttons.
Why do babies sleep so much during the day? So they can keep their parents up all night.
Why are babies like politicians? You can't believe what just came out of them and you didn't realize that they are that full of crap.
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