What happened when maize had kernel knowledge? Corn bred.
What did the corn say to Ingrid Bergman? "Ears looking at you, kid."
What did the niblet call his dad? Popcorn.
Did you hear about the guy who advertised vegetables on his three-sided cap? He wore a "try corn" hat.
Did you hear that Iowa has decided to secede and form a monarchy? Of course, in a Corn nation you'd have a coronation.
Did you hear about the corn fight? Yes, a couple of ears got into a cornrow.
Where do niblets sleep? In a corncrib, of course!
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