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Joke #117

on October 02, 2018

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If Henny Youngman were alive today...would he say:

"Take my Wifi, please?"

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Joke Pile #428

I've got 99 problems but #22 is not one of them...Things I think I thought. I think I thought that if an opposing team wanted to make it hard for Caitlin Clark to score, they'd move the logos on their court out into the parking lot. I think I thought is there ever a right tree to be barking up? I think I thought that if you put archways in your yard randomly, it is arbor-trary. I think I thought I had a dream where I drowned in a sea of bad jokes. Of course, when I woke up with my dyslexia, I thought I was a groaner. I think I thought that for hope to spring eternally, she'd have to spring in a weightless state. I think I thought that going out on a limb for a friend was always better than going out on the ledge. I think I thought that objects in rearview mirrors may appear smaller because, from a distance, they are. I think I thought that almond bark was worse than its bite. I think I thought that soft-housing is much nicer than rough-housing. I think I thought that if yo

Joke Pile #414

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