Did you hear about the pirate who failed the pirate exam? He was stumped.
What do you call a pirate's parrot who is still hungry? Polly unsaturated.
What did the pirate say when he sees the trees shaking? Shiver me timbers.
How much do pirates change to shuck corn? A buccaneer.
What do you call Johnny Depp when loses a lot of weight to play a role: Captain Jack Narrow.
Why did Bluebeard order his first mate to cut off all the arms of the captured sailors aboard his ship? So he could have all hands on deck.
What do you call scalawags who like fake chocolate? Pirates of the carob bean.
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