Joke #94

Cute little Kelsay is just as adorable as she can be, but she is not always as attentive as she could be.  "Kelsay," her teacher who was reading a story to the class, asks, "Kelsay, since I know you were listening carefully to the story, can you please use the word 'mundane' in a sentence?"
Kelsay perkily replies, "The first day of the week is mundane!"
The teacher says, "Kelsay, I think you are confusing 'Monday' with 'mundane'."
Kelsay excitedly said, "No, Miss, I meant that the first day of the week is plain or ordinary."