Jokes #88 - #92

These jokes for all you ectotherms out there and the people who love you.

What do you call a sandwich made on french bread with a frog and cheese? A "Croak Monsieur".

What did the Queen say to her friend on the phone when she discovered an amphibian in her chair? "Please excuse me for a moment, I have a frog in my throne that I must clear."

What did Three Dog Night say when one of them stepped on something that made a big squishing sound during their concert? "Jeremiah WAS a bullfrog!"

What did the small amphibian say to the the tailor? "I toad. You sew."

When was the salamander politician embarrassed? He was found alone in the newt.