These jokes for all you ectotherms out there and the people who love you.
What did the Queen say to her friend on the phone when she discovered an amphibian in her chair? "Please excuse me for a moment, I have a frog in my throne that I must clear."
What did Three Dog Night say when one of them stepped on something that made a big squishing sound during their concert? "Jeremiah WAS a bullfrog!"
What did the small amphibian say to the the tailor? "I toad. You sew."
When was the salamander politician embarrassed? He was found alone in the newt.
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