Joke #87

The doctor said to his patient, a little old man, "I'm going to need a urine specimen. Take this cup and come back when you are done." Three hours later, the little old man comes back to the doctor's office and he has been drinking. He hands the doctor the cup which is filled to the brim and foaming. The little old man says, "Here's your sposa, speesa, I mean specimen." The doctor said, "I can't use this urine sample, it's obviously tainted with alcohol." The little old man said, "I couldn't use it either, that's why it is in the cup." The doctor said, "Well, I asked for a specimen, why did it take you so long?" The little old man said, "Do you have any idea..do you know how many people I had to ask to volunteer?"