Jokes #82 - #85

These are a little fishy...


Why is a new car like the backsides of
small freshwater fish? They are both purchases.

How is putting a large ocean fish on a scale like a TV comedian? They are both Marlon Wayans.

How are social customs like an eel? They are both Morays.

When asked if he would like to go fishing in Minnesota, the fisherman punned, "Walleye guess so."


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