This group may stick with you for a while:What do you call a walking stick with a bevy of brides? A polygamist.
Why is a home-cooked meal like being prodded in your side by a cane? It's sticks to the ribs.
How do you make a dowel rod? Wood lumbers home and it is shaved down a whittle.
Why is a political strategist like a guy going fishing? They both take polls.
Where do staffs come from? Poland.
What do you call a picture of sticks? A Polaroid.
What do you call a sexy pole? Rod Stewart (I was only joking, my dear!)
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