Why did the potatoes fight? They weren't seeing eyes to eyes.
Why did the gardener and the onion not get along? He got under her skin and she made him cry.
What do detectives and farmers have in common? They love to dig up dirt.
Did you hear that in Isle of Man, they have figured out a way to repair socks with yarn made out of bean pods? Man, I'll bean darned.
Why is a corn harvest like a market crash? The stalks go down rapidly.
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