Jokes #105 -110

Please allow me to introduce...The Rolling Stones jokes.

Did you hear about the personal assistant whose job it was to manage the tanning beds for the Rolling Stones? He left no Stone unturned.

Which Stone has the most electricity? Charlie Watts.

I have the moves like Jagger. Arthritic in the morning.

If you needed a loan, which Stone would likely give you one? Ron Wood.

What does Mick Jagger say when he gets up in the morning? "Start me up! Start me up and I'll never stop..."

Did you know that cockroaches believe that Keith Richards would be the last thing standing after a nuclear disaster?