Joke #103

Three penguins were skating around the ice down in Antarctica. The first penguin said to the others, "Do you think God exists?"

The second penguin says, "I think so, I mean look at how we live? All the fish we can eat, these beautiful glaciers, the bright blue sky...surely God made this all possible for us."

The first penguin says, "yes, that makes perfect sense." Then he turns to the third penguin and asks, "So, what do you think?"

The third penguin looks at the other two and says, "Are you kidding me? What kind of creator would put us in the movies, give us these amazing tuxedos and not let anyone of us be Morgan Freeman's plus one at the Oscars?"