Joke #59

Two dogs were talking.

The one dog said, "You know, I think I'm the luckiest dog alive. My people take me for walks anytime I want. They feed me scraps off the table at dinner time. They even take me on vacation with them. Yep, I know I'm the luckiest dog alive!"

The other dog said, "That does sound pretty great but, I think I'm luckier than you. My people let me sleep on the couch all day. They leave papers out for me so I get to poop and pee whenever I need. They leave big bags of food out for me to tear into anytime, so I'm never hungry. Best of all, they have this huge bowl in the bathroom that never runs out of water! It doesn't get any better than that!"


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