Jokes #43-#46

Today it is tribute to the Emerald Isle:

What do you call a wee person who cheats you? A Leprechaun-man.

What drove Oscar Wilde?  The same thing that made Colin Farrell!

Did you know that actor Liam Neeson carves opossums out of soap? He has a very peculiar set of skills.

A Irish fellow asked me, "have you ever been to Londonderry when the flowers are in fragrant bloom?"
No, said I, "but I'd imagine the Londonderry air is smelly."



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