Today it is tribute to the Emerald Isle:
What do you call a wee person who cheats you? A Leprechaun-man.
What drove Oscar Wilde? The same thing that made Colin Farrell!
Did you know that actor Liam Neeson carves opossums out of soap? He has a very peculiar set of skills.
A Irish fellow asked me, "have you ever been to Londonderry when the flowers are in fragrant bloom?"
No, said I, "but I'd imagine the Londonderry air is smelly."
What do you call a wee person who cheats you? A Leprechaun-man.
What drove Oscar Wilde? The same thing that made Colin Farrell!
Did you know that actor Liam Neeson carves opossums out of soap? He has a very peculiar set of skills.
A Irish fellow asked me, "have you ever been to Londonderry when the flowers are in fragrant bloom?"
No, said I, "but I'd imagine the Londonderry air is smelly."
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