Joke #37

I got my new driver's license yesterday. It has three pictures on it. A big color picture, a little colored picture and a little black and white picture. I was confused, so I called the license bureau.

I asked, "Can you tell me why there are three separate pictures on my driver's license?"

The person ion the other end of the phone said, "We get that question a lot. The big picture is for our neat-sighted officers, so when they pull you over, they can tell who you are easily. The little color picture is for our far-sighted officers, so they can tell who you are easily."

"Okay---but what's the third picture for?" I asked.

"That picture is for our hard-ass officers who see everything in black and white"